my purse contents perfectly describe my personality.
Cigars- for when I’m feeling pensive
condom- for when I need to fuck (and be safe)
gift cars *assorted- because spending money might even be better than fucking (especially if its “free” money
mints, mirror,mint OPI lotion, and hello kitty ring, - for when I need instant emergency fabulousness.
lipstick- for staining shirt collars and coffee mugs.
and a tampon just in case ya know girls?